Chris G’s Best Yelp Reviews: Overused Yelp Cliches – 5/5 Stars

Overused Yelp Cliches
San Francisco, CA 94101

“Aging hippies” (91 hits)

A.K.A. older activists who are unsettling to your 20-something classical liberal/individualist disposition. Ayn Rand, so hot right now. Yelp cliche, so hot right now. (270 hits)

“Too many hipsters” (117 hits)

Just because YOU wear muscle shirts, a short brown haircut and basketball shoes does not mean you’ve got to hate on people who are better looking than you.

“Server was rude” (105 hits)
“Waiter was rude” (170 hits)
“Waitress was rude” (169 hits)
“He was rude” (444 hits)
“She was rude” (610 hits)
“… was rude” (18,300 hits)

Oh go cry me a river with all that you say. If someone rolled their eyes at you or ignored you for a minute, you likely deserved it!

Source: google.com

Useful:Funny: 12  Cool: 9

4/11/2008